Bert Johnson may refer to:
- Bert Johnson (Canadian politician) (born 1939), Progressive Conservative member of the Legislative Assembly of Ontario
- Bert Johnson (footballer) (1916–2009), British footballer and coach
- Bert Johnson (American football) (1912–1993), American football running back
- Bert Johnson (Michigan politician), Democratic member of the Michigan Senate
Famous quotes containing the words bert and/or johnson:
“Why dont you go home to your wife? Ill tell you what. Ill go home to your wife and outside of the improvements, youll never know the difference. Pull over to the side of the road there and let me see your marriage license.”
—S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Horsefeathers, a wisecrack made to Huxley Colleges outgoing president (1932)
“I shall not seek and I will not accept, the nomination of my party for another term as your President.”
—Lyndon Baines Johnson (19081973)