Bert Johnson may refer to:
- Bert Johnson (Canadian politician) (born 1939), Progressive Conservative member of the Legislative Assembly of Ontario
- Bert Johnson (footballer) (1916–2009), British footballer and coach
- Bert Johnson (American football) (1912–1993), American football running back
- Bert Johnson (Michigan politician), Democratic member of the Michigan Senate
Famous quotes containing the words bert and/or johnson:
“I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse.”
—S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Horsefeathers, a wisecrack made to his son Frank (Zeppo Marx)
“Sir, a man who cannot get to heaven in a green coat, will not find his way thither the sooner in a grey one.”
—Samuel Johnson (1709–1784)