Band Performed

Famous quotes containing the words band and/or performed:

    “There was a young lady called Gloria
    Who was had by Sir Gerald Du Maurier
    And then by six men
    And Sir Gerald again
    And the band of the Waldorf-Astoria.”
    —Anonymous.

    “Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.”
    —Jonathan Swift (1667–1745)