"Safety Not Guaranteed" Classified Ad
In the September/October 1997 issue of Backwoods Home, Senior Editor John Silveira wrote a joke ad as filler for the magazine's classified ad section:
- Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ... You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
The ad has been copied repeatedly, and inspired an internet meme as well as the 2012 film Safety Not Guaranteed.
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