Alfred Gingold

Alfred Gingold is an American freelance writer and is the author of several humorous books.

Read more about Alfred Gingold:  Life, Selected Bibliography

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    Crotchless trouser allows wearer to show private parts in public. Neoprene-coated nylon pack cloth is stain resistant, water repellent and tickles thighs when walking. Tan-olive shade goes with most fetishes. Adjustable straps attach to belt for good fit and easy up-down. Pant is suitable for fast exposures as well as extended engagements. One size fits all.
    Alfred Gingold, U.S. humorist. Items From Our Catalogue, ‘Flasher’s Pants,’ Avon Books (1982)